guceubcuesu:

Should’ve stuck to the status quo 

Tina Fey answers the last ‘Ask Tina’ question

fishthatcanswiminfog:

Just press play.

“I’m not perfect.”
“I don’t give a crap about perfect. I give a crap about you.”

FAKE FILM MEME; george clooney + amy poehler in a romantic comedy for me.

sosilvergreen:

Put That Ring Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me: A Trilogy

ifuckedmartinfreeman:

fishingboatproceeds:

karasaysraaawr:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

Did anyone notice how Katy perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped

Why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget

I’d get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget. Chicken nuggets is like my family.

is that john green

kissing-my-fruit-punch-lips:

what if instead of us dying on the 21st of December God just tells us it was all a social experiment

Vice President Joe Biden to guest on ‘Parks and Recreation’

puckquinn:

election night is kind of like an awards show except when your favorite loses instead of screaming “dammit not modern family again” half of your rights are taken away